The rumor mill is grinding out this hot tip. Obama offered me a job to not run as a Republican candidate for Governor.

At first, I thought it was a job with the Department of the Interior, an excellent match of my skill set. Somehow I missed out on the clues.

I would have been working with wood, straw, and dirt. A wooden handled broom made with real straw to clean up real dirt. I’m better with a shovel and ‘buffalo chips.’

We are looking for those hot tips on other job seekers who have turned down White House employment offers to keep a dull day job.