No rational person would believe that, stressing rational. After all, there were no burkas in the official lingerie photo shoot. So how do we get away with the headline besides the usual cover stories?

Nope. The Donald didn’t switch parties or part his hair on the left side. It’s a blogger making the accusations.

Yup, if you wanna believe it, a family of Muslim martyrs are celebrating in a mythical terrorism Heaven.

Yup, yup, yup. If Obama can be related to Osama then Miss America can be a Muslim martyr.