The Greater Hall Chamber of Commerce will have an Eggs and Issues breakfast on December 10th at 7:30 am. Anyone willing to spend $22 for a breakfast and bullshit session may attend. Those without money need not R.S.V.P.

First on the menu will be our Lt. Gov., K.C. Cagle. K.C. will define securities fraud and how to spot it.  Lt. Gov. Cagle is an expert on securities fraud. His presentation will include how to start a corporation with a million shares of stock, never file a tax return, and then use that corporation as a stepping stone to a banking and finance career.

After his presentation, K.C. will be helping future GOP leaders with resume’ writing, reference building, and the proper use of an alias.