Courtesy of Stinque:

Mark Sanford: Refused stimulus. Disappeared for days on Adventure Trip, ultimately confessed affair with Argentine firecracker.

Bobby Jindal: Refused stimulus. In a major national appearance, provoked comparisons to intern character on popular sitcom.

Sarah Palin: Refused stimulus. Unwed-mother daughter named national spokesperson for abstinence campaign sponsored by sexy-teen clothing company. Last seen picking a fight with late-night television host.

Rick Perry: Refused stimulus. Last seen rallying Texas to secession.

Haley Barbour: Refused stimulus. Family and friends cashed in on Katrina recovery funds.

Butch Otter: Refused stimulus. His name is Butch Otter.