V.I.P – So, are you going with us to the Senatorial fundraiser?

Me – Uh, um, sure?

V.I.P – good!

Me – … I don’t know if I’m invited… this is the first I’ve heard of-

V.I.P – You won’t have to wear a tie.

Me – Really? You don’t wear a tie at a Senatorial fundraiser?

V.I.P. – Actually you DO wear a tie. But I know that you probably don’t have one.

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