RedState finds a way to blame the President for the successful ship captain rescue, and the killing of three pirates. The headline says it all, really. Captive Captain Saves President Obama.

Rejected Headlines by RedState’s Esteemed Bloggers may have included:

  • Obama unleashes deadly force on free-market entrepreneurs.
  • U.S. President kills the unemployed, minorities.
  • Pirate distraction allows President to avoid birth certificate questions.
  • Obama advocates black-on-black violence.