Live television. Anything can go wrong. ANYTIME. Although, I’m certain the dude’s brain did this in a heroic act of self-preservation. By the way, Floor Directors.. If a guest is passing out and hitting the floor on camera, it’s okay for you to GET IN THE DAMN SHOT AND HELP!

Glenn Beck, knockin’ em dead since 2009!

For reference, here’s the manly way to help out a fainting person on live television.

And just for fits and giggles, AtlMalcontent gives us video of Beck comparing immigration reform to setting someone on fire… including dousing a guest with fake gasoline, just in case viewers don’t know how to do it themselves.