Struggling actor. Maybe you can’t pay the bills?

So you take a gig in some silly commercial. They want to you to wear a wig. Put on some pasty make-up. Not sure exactly what they’re looking for, but the job seems simple enough. You only have one line. And it’s easy to memorize.


That’s all you gotta memorize, champ. Work on that zombie-dead-eye-redneck-yokel look, and you’ll do a slamming job. Everybody is counting on you.

And whattaya know? You hit the ball out of the park (go to 12 seconds in).